Feeling a wee bit out of sorts, lad? Instead of the swine flu you may have the shrine flu, as in you desperately need parts of your body to be worshiped in an "Oh, God!" manner. Let's get you under ME, er, my care, asap for some sexual healing. Let the experienced Dr. Fancy show you her 42C degree while she takes your temperature up a few feverish points, and gives you shivers!
Book at least 24 hours in advance and you can recline on my exam table for a mutual, hands-on, 2-hour full body physical for $300. I make house calls, or you can come in to my office. We can play doctor and naughty nurse with a 3-hour prescription for fun at $400. I'll put you in my intensive sensual care unit for an entire eve for $600, deluxe suite with dinner, hot tub therapy, and medicinal liquors included. Hospitable overnights are available, too.
At age 51, I'm no intern, so you can rest well in my hands, and I prefer to capably clutch gentlemen age 40 and up, please, for critical condition compatibility. My Irish ambulance will answer your emergency calls from noon to 9 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday, and transport you to Ecstasy General. I'm also available for intimate consultations in other cities, states, and countries as long as my expenses are covered. Check out my charts and patient referrals at http://fancyinheels.rare-companion.com/. (My website has lots more photos and excerpts from my many excellent medical reports, as well as an appointment calendar. I'm also accredited with Preferred411 and Date-Check.)
Please contact me for delightful diagnosis at 936-232-8590, or through fancyinheels@yahoo.com. A spoonful of Fancy will make your medicine go down in the most delightful x-way!
(Now, remember, you poor, sick fellows, that my cure is perfectly legitimate, and that my fee schedule refers to compensation for time, knowledge, and application of sensual therapy only. After all, anything else would be a violation of the law and the Hypocritical Oath.)
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